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I poured my coffee on my cereal this morning. Duh.
fell off my bike on the icy road
dropped my shopping on the way back on the same bike ride
let my flatmate borrow my computer and my xbox 360 and now he's asking every day, making a habit of it.
it wasn't a great week for me.
It was only £2 though
oh sorry, I thought you said awesome things you've done this week
she was not happy.
they're cool with it. They will be less cool with it when I come back and sit at my desk in a daze for the following few days. You can get the time off, right?
I'll be lecture free and fingers crossed exam free for then.
i should know in the next week and a bit, its too tense.
I've no idea when we get our timetables. I'm guessing it's a long way off.
you gave 3 months notice!
I accidentally said "thanks mum" to the lady at the checkout in Sainsburys when she gave me my receipt, who took great pleasure in guffawing at me as I left
and the people sat next to them inside all jumped and looked annoyed. HARHARHARHARHAR! It was fun being an 11 year old again for a day
some fucker was planning on throwing one at me whilst I was cycling. Luckily I spotted him and dodged onto the pavement. Cue him hurling abuse at me for outwitting him.
I bet he was right pissed off at being out-manouvered by you and missing his window of opportunity. I got drive-by snowballed on the way back from the old blue last on Monday night. They rolled by me in a mercedes, wound the passenger side windows down and unloaded on me. Only one hit though. I re-up'd on snowballs in case they came by again, but they didn't, annoyingly.
my girlfriend couldn't begin to fathom what was going through my head as the fresh clean towel rocketed passed her.
Bum skidded five steps at speed before a woman caught me by the hood. Grazed hands and bruised ego. This is not the first time this has happened :(
I fell off my chair AGAIN. Thankfully nobody was there to witness it. I also agreed to go and watch a new Batmax imax double feature which would have lasted about 5 hours. But my friend can't go anymore so I only have to watch the Dark Knight now
black tea is best for that sort of thing
caffine puffs :) Ran a torrent at work without releasing i was accidently saving it to a our server instead of my pc and used up all the server disk space ..doh. crash. doh.
I sorta looked at the cafetiere and it took a few more seconds before I registered what I was actually doing. I evidently don't function pre-caffeine fix.