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How quickly can you determine if someone is pregnant or not?
Inspired by neighbours
till she misses her period
i wonder will bridget (or is that home and away) have an abortion?
chris_is_cool running around soon. You'll have to name them after a character from skins !?
you can get tests that say they can give a positive result the week the woman's period is due. BUT women produce different amounts of the hormones used to give the positive result on the test - meaning you can get false negative results. i had to do 4 tests before one came up positive and was about 9 weeks pregnant by that point!
She hasn't missed one pill apparantly, but she said she thought she was going to have a period, but didn't. She also said she was sick like 3 days after (but it wouldn't take effect that soon would it?)......in all reality she's probably trying to get my attention again because i gave her the cold shoulder.
and take a test
Can we make a series about you?
she should know exactly when she is going to have her period. she said she hasn't missed any pills so she should still be protected. and you don't get morning sickness 3 days after having sex!
chris - use condoms!
yeah she seemed relatively calm about it on the phone yesterday....i was drunk at the time! hah! but am shitting myself now to the max!
Where did you put it?
Doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of the pill?
That's why I always wear three condoms, make sure she takes three pills, then have three pills myself.
Does that mean one in a hundred shags you get someone pregnant? I don't like the sound of this.
and I've had 798 shags. This must mean I've had seven kids already and am about have my eighth. This is all very exciting.
This is how my sister ended up with my youngest nephew - much as I love him, he's not meant to be here.
It gets screwed up if a) you're on antibiotics b) you have SuperSperm and c) don't take the pill on time.
I would not like to meet a woman with SuperSperm, let alone end up in the sack with her/it/Nadia from big brother.
have had a scare when my gf was on the pill...always wear rubber. Always. Or you will be like 'OMG WTF' for a few days.
i mean, the pill is very very reliable as you long as you take it regularly and at the same time every day. and if you can't be arsed, take an injection instead which will last a month or more, maybe
the only time the pill isn't reliable is when you first start taking it - which should be from the first day of your period. if you start on the third or fourth day then protection is probably a good idea but even then chances of getting pregnant are pretty low as the body is far less receptive to sperm (that's why when pregnancies do happen on the pill, it usually takes far longer to find out than it normally would)
still fails to take away the OMG WTF feeling.
but it is mostly irrational if someone is on the pill and taking it properly - although i guess there is no way of guaranteeing that the person is doing it. i'd probably be super-super-cautious if i was a guy
i ain't sticking that in any orifice, love!
I don't - anyone i know who's got pregnant simply didn't use a condom OR the pill.
so I really dunno.
what an awful mother-to-be
with the I didn't know for x amount of months thing (thats not a dig at you poptimus either) surely its just denial ??
yeah i was ill on sunday (10 days after sex) so that's why she though she was preggers....i mean wtf! she scared the living shit outa me. Now she's saying, i'm not preggers unless im that 0.01% chance. which i hope she isn't!
don't watch revolutionary road - at least, not with her
hide the coathangers
i think you can find out within less than a month (i.e. before she misses her next period)
BUT MAYBE IT'S JUST ALL HYPOTHETICAL
knew within five days.
She has a bad violent reaction to being pregnant and is immediately hideously sick with it.
Which is why it took her husband 11 years to talk her into having another child.
for you should also wear a rubber when fucking bros
her most fertile few days?
it is unlikely however that she would know so soon (though it's possible)
could be someone else's mind you... you maybe plumbed a pre-milf
I'm I gonna have to do a 'Chris_is_cool (paternity test edit)' or a 'Chris_is_cool (phantom embryonic remix)
well she's on the pill and didn't miss one and BREAKING NEWS! i just got in contact with her last boyfriend and apparantly she scared him with pregnancy too (but she was bullshitting)
and am friends with him on facebook. I haven't spoken to him in over a year
I found it amusing that all three girls thought it could be them. Bridget has a funny face doesn't she? I read ahead, I know what happens.
oh, hope you're not a daddy chris_is_cool, be more careful in future please *waves*
'pregnant', 'period', 'sex' or 'fannies'
"I wish I'd done her up the bum"
rather than the uk one. Bugger, 6 months of storylines ruined in one swoop.
you flamin' gellah!
3 years time is te earliest i wouldn't mind accidentally knocking someone up...3 years
i'm no expert, but, who'd buy a pregnancy test off ebay?
Now stop whinging for once you massive hyperdermic.
we get a thread when you've had sex, and then we get a thread about the possible pregnancy scare.
We just need threads titled 'I just instigated foreplay!' and 'I am currently engaged in the act of fornication!' for a full house
chris_is_cool | 06 Feb '09, 19:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply
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Phew! Goodnight x
Shake it all about!
chris_is_cool | 06 Feb '09, 10:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply
There was pregnancy test packaging on the outdoor steps up to International Relations yesterday... Seemed a bit bizarre...
with some "weird girl" you had sex with who you're now giving the cold shoulder to, whether she's on the pill or not? Didn't anyone ever scare the hell outta you in high school with word of STDs?
No condoms even if a girl's on the pill = for long-term, committed relationships only, yeah?
and could be sick ( smelling more effectively, nausea, vomiting ) 10 days after as a sign of it...
But she's more probably trying to get you back.
I'm impress by the british army : 30 minutes to
- stop watching TV
- get the girl
- make her pregnant
- come back home.
Not sure it's useful to win a war but still impressive...
Stylish maternity wear by Seraphine...
at least there's a bot with a sense of humour.
withdraw before ejaculating. Even if you're wearing a rubber. Even if she's on the pill. Even if you're wearing a rubber and she's on the pill. Don't get spooge near her fanny. Urinate before going back in for seconds (flushes out sperm still in your japseye).
Here endeth the lesson.
someones been a naughty boy then!