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Yeah fuck it, it sounds desperado but i am :/
and shouted that he was 'cracking up' and 'couldn't be held accountable for his actions'.
Already ruined my chances
with pepper spray
i like mental.
Just the sort of mental who fondles sweetcorn in his pocket
...both saucy......we could fuse together in hairy matrimony
I withdraw my submission
does sound a bit sex offenderish. Ta anyway.
I'll come round and bugger your arse. You may be reluctant........but I'll sure as hell find a way to fuck you right in the brown
yes thats what will happen right enough. Where theres a will theres a way.
I'm out of my depth
Some probably do.
although doing the dirty on it, I have to watch Masterchef on that.
If only I were in Edinburgh... I would sleep on commandercool's sofa, and listen to Scottish accents all day.
That's just how I wanted to complete my sentence!
He is actually a sex offender. He has a swimming certificate and everything.
come and stay on my sofa bed. Il even buy you a drink!
she was having a go at me last night because i didn't want to go to see any musicals with her. So the T&Cs of this deal would be that you'd accompany her to the musical(s) of HER choice and that you'd pay, and maybe buy her some minstrels. Talking is allowed only via speaker phone with me, and as you'll be in a theatre, this'll be somewhat restricted i'd have thought. The same goes for touching.
Let me know if you're still interested.
theres a fine slection of dungeons here in Edinburgh.
I bet there is one in your basement.