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absolutely hated me for doing this (i didn't do it on purpose, i'm just a noisy eater :S)
if someone even LOOKS like they're eating noisily I get annoyed.
than ott mastication
if anyone can tell me what Will Smith says as he's taking a leak in Independance Day they win £500
My dad has the watery-ist mouth I've ever heard, its so bad I have to have music blasting when we're eating dinner other wise I'll just want to kill everyone around me before finally killing myself.
so yeah -not a fan
and ex house mate used to make horrendous sloppy noises, mouth open, no doubt enjoying, but fucking disgusting! I told him, he still does it.
Take that, you disgusting bint
except for bill murray in what about bob, which when i was 8 years old was the funniest thing in the world.
eats three or four pieces of crunchy fruit a day with massive crunching, slurping bites, really, really slowly, and also speaks with their mouth full whilst doing it.
Are you getting irritated just thinking about it?
That's the kind of thing that wouldn't annoy me at first but once I'd noticed it, it would haunt my sleep.
Like, someone once pointed out that this guy at school ate an apple with the exact same facial expression, holding the apple in the exact same way, and making the exact same noise every single goddamn day of his life. It was a sort of "my neck and spine are made of jelly" bored slump paired up with a wonderful vacant stare and slurpy, slurpy noise combination.
YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE LOOK SO BORED EVER. He would it eat it so slowly too! Urgh. Just really slowly and slurpily with this horrible absent look on his face.
but there's good and bad kinds of loud eating. crunching = not so bad, slurping = very bad
If it is the food that controls the noise then fine but if it is the eater who controls the noise then not fine. Or something.