For the first time in a long time I couldn't even see past the end of me nose! Not that Barack Obama had anything to do with it, fucking pointless noises everywhere. They stink. I've never even seen anything on telly, ever. What are they? It's only the second time that I've downed a pint of water, the first time I did it I threw a frog at someone. It's only twenty to nine I'm sick of getting up well late though, makes me wanna go for a walk with a dog and wave at an old woman sipping tea in a cottage. Haven't been fishing for ages eurgh imagine getting a fish hook in your eye must've killed that. Hate the way that if you throw a stone at a really old cow-pat it breaks the skin and the gooey stuff underneath is exposed. Don't know whether to vomit or breakdance. Hate dancing though, prefer nodding me head. Do you?