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who wants to know?
Most of my friends are also equally close to my girlfriend, which adds to the them not needing to know factor already in place
it took the best part of an hour for this joke to appear. Unless you posted it at 14:19 and DiS stole it
Life's for sharing!
now no-one knows anything.
I keep it secret.
One of my friends, for instance, is a foppish, middle-class gent; the most intimate detail i've ever gleamed from him was a tale of dating a girl which ended 'and let's just say we had croissants together the next morning 'Classic, straight from Nuts magazine.
My housemate tries to be both graphic and allegorical at the same time; 'the Trojans rubbed at the gates of Troy, but the soldiers did not enter'. Alarmingly, that particular tale was not told to entertain friends, but was actually his choice of words at the doctors.
in discussing failure with my friends.
i generally share them. GALLOWS HUMOUR WINS.
and then told me he was quitting shagging because being a tatoo artist was his real passion in life.
Why hide anything?
get ahold of yourself
private when im bad
ps, this thread turns me on a bit
I wouldn't exactly tell my mum about the great shag I had the previous night but with some friends I hold nothing back.
shagged Romeo Dunn of So Solid fame in the toilets at our summer ball. She was so happy that the first thing she did after was call her mum to tell her all about it. She didn't laugh when I asked her if when he finished he said 'two multiplied by ten, plus one - Romeo done'.
but as the person i used to be with is no longer that person the list will be infinite as i now have no regular sex partner. i need one though. :|
fuck you :'( it's only been a week... :(
I'm balls deep in a sexual thing right now - WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT IT!?
*SPANK BANK.... READY! CONTENDER... READY! 3...2...1... ENGAGE
if i've done something im not going to be ashamed of it so why keep it a secret
hell, you even give us foreplay tips sometimes. I'd never have known that Skins was an aphrodisiac otherwise.
we give each other advice/have a giggle
talking about rude things is fun.
but there are some things i dont tell people, you need to keep atleast a few things between just you and your lover.
Fucking hell, do the lads here really talk about it? I can't envisage any sort of scenario where I would discuss my sex life with my male friends. Do you all sit down with daiquiries, have a proper giggle about last nights episode of Ugly Betty and then one of says "So. Last night with Cassandra, I tried that finger up the bum trick you were talking about, Geoff..."
when he asked if I got any action one time and I said "Just a wank" and he said "Did you get any fur?" and I said "Yeah. Mutual wank". Pretty much it.
i was orally satisfying an ex-girlfriend. we'd stumbled into her room drunk and it was dark, so i didnt realise that she was, in fact, on her period.
anyway whilst i was doing it her dad walked in and turned on the light.
i guess you could say i was caught red-tongued
and my not so good friends a lot.
wasn't a problem til i got a girlfriend.
but the key is to surround yourself with people who have more ridiculous and embarrassing sexual encounters than yourself to take the heat off. [Hello Anna & Anna!]
i love graphic conversations
with a couple of my female friends, yeah, we definitely have exchanges. it feels okay to talk about dates and casual sex things - i'm a bit more reticent about anyone i'm properly seeing
I don't see why it would be any different to anything else I discuss with my friends. It would seem a little cagey to decide to withhold.
All my friends know my boyfriend and wouldn't want to know, even if I wanted them to.
but then again i'm not really very open about intimate details of any aspect of my life to other people
too open on here
But have talked about my sex life in the past.
I don't know why I'm writing this :/
So I've no one to tell anything to.
And I'm married.
So I've nothing to talk about...
I don't mind sharing graphic sexual exploits here as I am pretty much anonymous. I wouldn't tell most of the people I know IRL because that would be tricky.
Ask me a question about the intimate details of my sex life and I'll see whether I feel like answering it.
very few of you know me so it doesn't matter. it's not like i talk about it a lot either.
though one thing i don't talk about is sex lives with ex girlfriends. i'll happily talk about one night stands and stuff, but even to my close friends i'll very rarely say anything about ex's. I dunno why, a misplaced sense of respect for someone i was together with?
because they don't want/need to know