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so i could buy a gun and shoot myself
that involve living in America
So you're right either way.
messy, but not messy like jumping off a building. Easier and more effective than taking too much of something. And hanging is the path of the loser
it won't be like in the movies where you cock the gun in your mouth and shoot and 2 seconds later you're shaking hands with God. It'll be you being an idiot and completely missing anything that could potentially kill you and instead living out you're last 40 minutes in complete agony and panic, bleeding all over the fucking carpet and trying not to die.
and he was on TV: big pressure!
aim for the big fleshy bit inside your noggin, kablam. If you get it right in the juicy centre then you probably won't be reloading
to fuck it up. If i was going to kill myself i'd definitely shoot myself. Seems to take a lot less balls than other ways.
He doesn't actually, right? Right, douchebag? Right.
A handgun would probably just cause brain damage. Thanks.
We'll go biking down the lakefront and visit the zoo and I'll take you to this yummy organic bakery and this awesome restaurant that does really good cornbread for the Midwest and we'll check out the museums and I'll take you up the Sears Tower if you want and then you can coerce me into aiding you in your tragic end by threatening my own life and it'll be loads of fun. 90% fun.
I'm not your maid.
save you on mess.
That's what everyone does.
I'm cooing at you.
"hanging is the path of the loser"
Swim with a toaster.
Though I imagine that doesn't work as well as it does in the films.