1. The opposite sex.
2. That drummer guy in Culture Club who wasn't technically gay, but went out with Boy George for years.
3. Stephen Fry's life being genuinely enriched by Twitter.
4. People who fancy Prince William
5. GQ or Esquire
6. The same sex.
7. Cambridge Footlights > BA Drama/Theatre Studies
8. Skimmed milk
9. Harry Redknapp
10. The sheer hatred you develop for a comedian who doesn't appeal to you.
11. People who cue up at train stations instead of using the very vacant self service machine.
13. Adam Sandler's career
14. Seafood on pizza
15. Most internet memes > proper telly