In first year at uni, my flatmate and best mate at time was an epic slag, but still had a girlfriend at home. When she came over to visit once, she got a bit tipsy and asked my if my mate had been unfaithful, because she suspected he had (knew him too well). I said the only person who he'd been unfaithful with was me (a joke). She laughed and it smoothed everything away, until the whole thing blew-up and she found out he'd slept with loads a girls. I felt baddddd for her but you got to look after your mates, usually.
Anyone do any better and help me while away the next hour before I go and play footie?