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there is nothing about this story which isn't hilarious.
there's nothing more that can be said.
19 stone of pure drama queen.
Mr Galliott said he was keeping another bottle of whisky by the sofa "just in case."
only it keeps on emptying itself.
"just in case". Amazing :D
well i just did that with my coffee
his sofa to topple over on him "like a rat in a trap"
What the fuck from? This man should be turned in to soylent green
of when Prinicipal Skinner got trapped in his garage and Bart thought the Mob had killed him....