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having 'TITS!' shouted at you in the street
and at 8.30am.
now, maybe, MAYBE if i'd been wearing some kind of slutty low cut top which let me boobs jangle and bounce around everywhere, maybe THEN i could have accepted (but also been annoyed by) the fact that some bloody eejit shouted this at me in the street.
but, given i was wearing a full black winter coat, buttoned up to my neck.... wtf?
WHY? and why is it necessary?
an old flatmate of mine, who was quiet in every sense of the word, confessed to me once that if he was in his car and saw a fit girl walking down the street, he'd beep at her. and i was embarrassed for him.
What if it was Bill Oddie
and he was looking behind you at the trees?
How do you know it was at you?
there was no one else around.
not even someone doing a raffle?
Maybe he has tourettes?
I'm assuming it was a male and not a horny lesser.
why didnt you get your tits out?
thats clearly what the man wanted
Maybe he had tourettes, you insensitive bitch
Perhaps they were twitchers:
http://www.ghmahoney.org.uk/photography/Photos/Birds/slides/IMG_0281.jpg
"Dean, did you hear that guy shouting just then?"
"Just ignore it love, get some of these nuts in"
:D
^
When I was about 17 I was at a history conference for my A-Levels.
And my friend sat next to me kept passing me a piece of paper with women's names on and asking me to rank 'em out of 10.
I first off tried to ignore him, then actually did it as the only way to shut him so I could focus on the lecture.
Then he wrote down the words "Cadbury's Caramel Bunny", at which point I fell about laughing and people stared at me.
I'm not sure what point I'm trying to make with this story.
that bunny was pretty hawtt though
innit?
Indeed.
Indeed.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=y5jrEjeUV8A
A couple of my friends do this very indiscreetly if they’re drunk,
especially at ATP and if they’re in a location past which lots of people walk.
“Yes!”
“No!”
“Definitely no!”
Maybe he mistook you for his friend, Tits.
why is it girls with outstanding gazoobers are always moaning about having outstanding gazoobers?
you people make me sick, willy willy sick
WAPS!
I got beeped at twice while out last night
Maybe it was my walk.
TITS
Maybe it was Roy Walker
and he was just saying what he saw...
once, me and my friend were walking past a van of workmen
the guy in the front gave us a smile and a wave, and we did the same back, then we got round to the back of then van, and were walking away when he leaned out and yelled 'TAKE IT UP THE ARSE!'
i mean, wtf?
Maybe he genuinely believed he was giving valuable life advice?
'hm, hey bob, those girls look like they're really suffering from a lack of anal sex!'
'well dave, maybe you should let them know, they might not have realised'
'good idea bob, you're such a considerate guy'
hahaha
Precisely.
I don't think people realise the link between anal sex and general health and well-being. I'm off work sick today and I've not taken it up the arse once this year. This can't possibly be a coincidence.
It's only 27th Jan
Give it time, you'll get yours.
TAKE IT UP THE ARSE
writes the doctor on his notepad
get some rest, drink lots of fluids, and TAKE IT UP THE ARSE
sign and date here please
“I’m prescribing you a series of CBT sessions - Cock Bum Therapy.”
Slides the prescription across the bench at Boots
The 70 year old Pharmacist holds it at arms length to squint through his bifocals, looks briefly up, then ominously starts unbuckling his belt....
I think you've just described everybody's secret fantasy...
These replies are really fucking up today.
Wonder where this one'll end up...
this has never happened to me
But you hear the word COCK muttered a lot after you've walked past right?
yeah, weird isn't it?
I noticed it a lot at zonino
At university a 'friend' shouted out "Spitroast!" at some girl
I never get this
so count yourself lucky.
How about on the internet:
"TITS!"
I feel as if I'm picking on you at the moment.
Apologies.
that's ok
I put the new profile pic up. I know you were waiting!
Is that an authentic t-shirt from first time round?
. . . . YES . . .
no, I got it from 80stees.com
What the hell does 'rangin' ough' mean?
p.s. You look like you're in a wet t-shirt competition.
TITS?
:(
isn't it your birthday today?
Soz
and yes
TAKE IT UP THE ARSE!
:(
no thanks x
Wear an iPod everywhere except for in the bath and in bed.
Although, that doesn't stop the starers.
If you close the curtains when you're in the bath then no-one will be able to stare.
Pfft
The modern pervert knows to mouth the word while making a jiggly cupping action at the sight of white earphones
Guess who this reply was for, win a prize
my housemate was walking down the street last week
and a man came up to her and said 'I want to fuck you in the arse'
I couldn't help but fall about laughing, these people are deranged, surely?
You just can't help wondering how they'd react
if said girl said "okay", turned round and dropped her jeans/hitched up her skirt.
I suspect they'd flee in panic.
that is hilarious.
i once worked with a girl who said a man came up to her in leicester square and said, "you smell like you're ovulating". wow.
srsly?
OMFG
That. Is. Bizarre.
That's a good point, I'll let her know for next time
If someone is that graphic though it's usually just best to keep moving at a fast pace as they're highly likely to be unhinged!
Yep, sorry, Sarkyfox
but I don't know your real name and didn't want to embarrass you by using your internet name, so I just shouted 'TITS' to get your attention.
Was it a drug dealer
from sadly missed HBO prison drama 'OZ'?
On Saturday night
I was taking the two minute walk from the metro stop to the bar down a busy street when this man stood outside a car went "are you lost?" I was like "no..." then he went "er...fancy a fuck?" it's so horrible and weird.
some guy
beeped at me outside the co-op the other day. But it was nicer than 'tits', he said I was beautiful and asked for my number. To which I responded that I had a boyfriend, and he genuinely asked if I'd like another. Good times. I wasn't even looking remotely great, emo black hoodie/ripped jeans. Do women ever do this to random men?
The more I think this through the more I realise Craig David is to blame.
Prior to the year 2000 all men accepted they weren't going to wander out their house and just start having sex with beautiful women.
Then Craig David started signing about it happening to him not once but twice (Seven Days and Rendezvous) and we all realised if Craig David could do it then so could we. And that there must be thousands of women out there waiting for men to approach them on the streets and ask to have sex with them.
So how could we resist trying to find them?