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but don't let Ringo and Declan play, it brings out the worst in them and they'll only fight, mark my words.
culminating in what I can only describe as some sort of homo erotic dream sequence involving Declan and Ringo preparing for the grand final. Bizarre.
In the programme, not my head you understand*
I can guarantee the Neighbours cheerleaders will be there.
I went to the cafeteria bit below the main stand as I was feeling a bit peckish. I asked the woman behind the counter if the pies were any good and she mumbled something about me being a Pommy bastard. Then this fella tapped me on the shoulder and told me to try the lamb pie. Essentially, it was a lamb roast dinner in pastry. Which is possibly the best idea I've never come up with.
anyone got one?
but you know those ones though.
not proper grounds.
just circular fields with marking on them.
the countryside is full of them.
you can barely move for fear of bumping into one.
But I'm going to be at Croke Park at the vastly superior gaelic football game
and obviously I want to see the game as well, but there are only so many Saturdays in the year, and I've had to make a commitment. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. February 21st is a nailed-on cert, if that's any kind of mitigation.
Why are you literally refusing to play ball?
that when a player scores a drop goal the crowd behind the goal all shout "HOW BIG'S YOUR WILLY?!" at the ref because he then does that hand signal where both his hands are held a short distance apart from one another at the same height in front of his chest?
I only ask as I was forced to watch A Question Of Sport blooper / rude outtakes episode over christmas (fucking pergatory, since you ask) and it was one of the witty anecdotes. Just looking for confirmation of whether it's true or total bollocks. Maybe alcxxk's cousin can verify?
that the one time i went to see an aussie rules match, i was not aware of this happening
but I'll kick someone in the walkabout there if you like?
I challenge you to a game of Aussie Rules this Sunday. It will be like when we played Penalty Shoot Out in the bands accomdation bit at Pitchfork ATP.
Except this time I wont kick a ball at Marissa Nadler.