michael_w is the first participant announced. The second entrant is sophiacherryx, she and michael_w will start things out.
The bell rings and the 2009 30-Man Royal Rumble match is underway. Michael starts to kick away at sophiacherryx, but she throws him off the ropes. michael_w ends up getting kicked in the face off a counter. sophiacherryx nearly eliminates michael_w but he is able to get back in.
michael's on the apron as he ends up diving back in off the top rope onto sophiacherryx. michael_w hits a head scissor takeover then nearly eliminates sophiacherryx. sophiacherryx is knocked off the apron but he holds on and gets back in through the bottom rope. dinosaurchestra is out next.
Dinosaurchestra spits in sophiacherryx's face then goes to work on michael_w. michael_w goes off the ropes on Dinosaurchestra but he hits a swinging neckbreaker. Dinosaurchestra goes off the top rope with a springboard succession into a moonsault.
sophiacherryx is working over Michael_w as he hits a European uppercut. Dinosaurchestra interferes and goes to work on sophiacherryx. How_ is out next as the fourth entrant. How_ comes in and goes to work on sophiacherryx as he gets a pop from the live crowd. How_ takes out michael_w then goes back to work on sophiacherryx but Dinosaurchestra goes to work on him. How_ takes him out as well and goes back to sophiacherryx.
michael_w and How_ work together with michael_w finally gaining the advantage in the ring. michael_w hits How_ with a dropkick to the face. Here comes Balonz as entrant number five.
Balonz climbs in and takes down How_, michael_w, sophiacherryx, then Dinosaurchestra. How_ eats another blow. Balonz throws down sophiacherryx hard and actually gets a face pop. Balonz hits michael_w with a clubbing blow. Dinosaurchestra goes for a Backstabber on Balonz but it has not affect. Punjabi Plunge from Balonz on Dinosaurchestra. Balonz is the only man on his feet. Ibzo is entrant number six.
Ibzo clubs Balonz out of the ring and eliminates him. Balonz is the first man to be eliminated. Ibzo eliminates How_. Ibzo then goes to work on Dinosaurchestra, nearly eliminating him, he does. deadonthestairs is out next.
deadonthestairs eliminates Ibzo. sophiacherryx goes to work on deadonthestairs in the corner. sophiacherryx and deadonthestairs go back and forth as PreludesNocturnes is the eighth entrant. deadonthestairs nearly eliminates sophiacherryx as he gets distracted with PreludesNocturnes coming out. deadonthestairs and PreludesNocturnes go at it in the ring.
PreludesNocturnes takes deadonthestairs down after an attack. RKO attempt on deadonthestairs but he kicks him and goes for the Pedigree. sophiacherryx breaks it up then michael_w gets involved. 619 from michael_w on sophiacherryx. Cryme Tyme flips a coin as atbay is entrant number nine.
atbay works with deadonthestairs in the corner. PreludesNocturnes is working with michael_w, deadonthestairs with sophiacherryx.
michael_w gets out on the apron but hangs on. cyberdemon is the next entrant. cyberdemon comes out and takes out sophiacherryx, michael_w and atbay. deadonthestairs works on PreludesNocturnes in the corner. atbay and sophiacherryx go at it. cyberdemon nearly eliminates sophiacherryx, atbayas well but both hold on. cyberdemon is nearly eliminated by sophiacherryx.
Mehodor is entrant number 11. Mehodor goes to work right on cyberdemon then PreludesNocturnes. Mehodor tries to eliminate PreludesNocturnes. It's pandemonium in the ring. Bulldog from Mehodor on deadonthestairs, followed by a Lion Sault attempt. Mehodor ends up going for the Walls of Mehodor on deadonthestairs. deadonthestairs throws Mehodor to the apron but Mehodor holds on. deadonthestairs stomps to the midsection of Mehordor.
Lucien is entrant number 12. Lucien goes to work on atbay then sophiacherryx. Now it's time for michael_w. michael_w takes right hands from Lucien. cyberdemon and PreludesNocturnes are planning an attack on atbay. They double team him in the corner. sophiacherryx is working with Mehodor, Lucien with sophiacherryx. deadonthestairs interrupts Lucien as he nearly eliminates michael_w.
The 13th entrant is Ru87. She hits the ring and goes right at atbay. Then she goes after cyberdemon. Mehodor has michael_w up in a suplex but michael_w counters. RKO on sophiacherryx then Ru87 from PreludesNocturnes. atbay gets one but deadonthestairs hits PreludesNoctunes with a Pedigree. deadonthestairs eliminates Ru87 & sophiacherryx at the same time. sharpyetblunt is the next entrant.
sharpyetblunt works over Lucien then goes to work on cyberdemon. PreludesNocturnes helps cyberdemon out. Verbal is the 15th entrant. Verbal joins the rest of Legacy as they attack atbay first, then go to deadonthestairs. Now it's sharpyetblunt's turned to get triple teamed.
PreludesNocturnes hits michael_w with an RKO when michael_w went off the top rope. atbay works on Mehodor as the next entrant is justanothersheeldz. The lights go down in the arena for his entrance as he gets a huge pop. No hat or trench coat for justanothersheeldz, he's in his ring gear ready to go.
justanothersheeldz comes in and begins to clean house. Heels and babyfaces, no one's safe. justanothersheeldz eliminates atbay.
The crowd is heavily behind justanothersheeldz as he works on Verbal. justanothersheeldz goes for a chokeslam on Lucien as snowbrigade comes out as the next entrant. snowbrigade goes after cyberdemon but is confronted by Verbal. They square off as snowbrigade hits him in the face twice. snowbrigade throws Verbal to the ring apron but Verbal holds on. snowbrigade hits cyberdemon but eats an RKO.
Verbal throws snowbrigadeover the top rope to eliminate him. popcult is the next entrant. popcult double clothelines Team Priceless and then hits some kicks. popcult goes after michael_w then Mehodor. Bulldog from popcult onto Mehodor. deadonthestairs goes for a Pedigree but popcult counters and ends up hitting him with GTS.
sharpyetblunt works with justanothersheeldz, landing clubbing right hands. fihiki is out next with Tony Atlas who doesn't come to ringside. fikihi takes out cyberdemon then Verbal. Then deadonthestairs and is now working on justanothersheeldz.
fihiki stands on popcult's chest in the corner. deadonthestairs comes to his aid, taking him out. fihiki counters with a big slam on deadonthestairs. popcult goes off the top rope onto fihiki but fihiki catches him. popcult is thrown to the apron by fihiki. olegrich is out next.
Jook is entrant 21. Jook goes to work on popcult, continuing their storyline. justanothersheeldz is working over olegrich in the corner. fihiki was eliminated by michael_w as we had to be shown a replay as the camera missed it.
lovelessrapture is entrant number 22 as he goes to work on everyone in the ring with drop kicks.
justanothersheeldz eliminates olegrich as it appears justanothersheeldz is busted open. tommyroxx is the 23rd entrant. michael_w barely escapes elimination from Mehodor.
tommyroxx goes on the offensive on cyberdemon. Yes, justanothersheeldz is busted open. tommyroxx and justanothersheeldz team up on cyberdemon to a tremendous pop from the crowd. tommyroxx chokeslams lovelessrapture as Mehodor goes to work on justanothersheeldz.
popcult eliminates Jook. joeydubya is out next as entrant #24.
A group tries to eliminate tommyroxx but he stays in. The ring is jammed packed, very hard to call the specific spots. marckee is entrant number 25. Tremendous pop for marckee as he cleans house.
marckee goes for the Frog Splash on joeydubya but he's nearly eliminated by deadonthestairs. Entrant 26 is TheDailyBumbler. TheDailyBumbler eliminates lovelessrapture. deadonthestairs eliminates TheDailyBumbler.
Bagelheart is entrant number 27. Bagelheart runs right into tommyroxx. tommyroxx immediately eliminates him when he extends his hand to greet him.
Verbal takes popcult in an electric chair. PreludesNocturnes is trying to eliminate marckee. freshpickings is entrant 28. tommyroxx eliminates freshpickings as soon as he gets in. freshpickings says he wasn't ready.
'Hacksaw' Shrewbie is entrant #29. Shrewbie gets in and begins to go to work, knocking everyone down including justanothersheeldz The final Royal Rumble entrant is DisintegratedMind. DisintegratedMind comes face to face with justanothersheeldz but gets clocked hard by tommyroxx.
DisintegratedMind just eliminated Shrewbie. PreludesNocturnes is teetering on the top rope with justanothersheeldz but Verbal interferes. DisintegratedMind eliminates joeydubya. DisintegratedMind eliminates popcult with his stiff knockout blow after pop cult saved himself three different times from going over. Hornswoggle Doc Brown gets in the ring out of nowhere and takes out tommyroxx for sharpyetblunt. michael_w was in the match 49 minutes after getting eliminated. deadonthestairs is the longest survivor in the match. Code Breaker from Mehodor on tommyroxx.
PreludesNocturnes drops deadonthestairs down for a stiff DDT. DisintegratedMind and justanothersheeldz square up in the ring. They exchange right hands. Mehodor works on DisintegratedMind. Frog Splash from marckee on PreludesNocturnes but Mehodor ends up eliminating marckee. Mehodor teases marckee as justanothersheeldz walks up to him. justanothersheeldz ends up eliminating Mehodor.
tommyroxx is eliminated by The Legacy. We're down to six: Legacy (PreludesNocturnes, cyberdemon and Verbal), justanothersheeldz, deadonthestairs, and DisintegratedMind.
DisintegratedMind takes out deadonthestairs as The Legacy works over justanothersheeldz in the corner. justanothersheeldz chokeslams each Legacy member. Now it's DisintegratedMind and justanothersheeldz. justanothersheeldz losers the straps of his singlet. DisintegratedMind wants a boxing match as they exchange shots.
PreludesNocturnes goes for the RKO on justanothersheeldz but he counters it. DisintegratedMind and justanothersheeldz are working on the apron. They go back and forth. PreludesNocturnes eliminates DisintegratedMind. DisintegratedMind eliminates justanothersheeldz from the outside. justanothersheeldz and DisintegratedMind go to the crowd to fight it out. It's Legacy vs. deadonthestairs.
deadonthestairs is triple teamed by Legacy. Verbal and cyberdemon hold deadonthestairs as PreludesNocturnes assaults him. PreludesNocturnes goes for the RKO but deadonthestairs pushes him off. Verbal and Cyberdemon both eat attacks from deadonthestairs. deadonthestairs hits a Pedigree on Verbal. deadonthestairs eliminates cyberdemon then Verbal. PreludesNocturnes eliminates deadonthestairs to win the Royal Rumble.
WINNER - PreludesNocturnes
MOST ELIMINATIONS - deadonthestairs
COMEDY SPOT - OPEN TO NOMINATIONS (My vote is for freshpickings)
WHO WAS WHO:
1. michael_W - Rey Mysterio
2. sophiacherryx - John Morrison
3. dinosaurchestra - Carlito
4. How_ - MVP
5. Balonz - The Great Khali
6. Ibzo - Vladimir Koslov
7. deadonthestairs - HHH
8. PreludesNocturnes - Randy Orton
9. atbay - JTG
10. cyberdemon - Ted DiBiase
11. Mehodor- Y2J
12. Lucien - Mike Knox
13. Ru87 - The Miz (!!)
14. sharpyetblunt - Finley
15. Verbal - Cody Rhodes
16. justanothersheeldz - Undertaker
17. snowbrigade - Golddust
18. popcult - CM Punk
19. fihiki - Mark Henry
20. olegrich - Shelton Benjamin
21. Jook - William Regal
22. lovelessrapture - Kofi Kingston
23. tommyroxx - Kane
24. joeydubya - R-Truth
25. marckee - RVD
26. TheDailyBumbler - The Brian Kendrick
27. Bagelheart - Dolph Ziggler
28. freshpickings - Santino Marella
29. shrewbie - Hacksaw Jim Duggan
30. DisintegratedMind - Big Show