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it doesn't end until the early hours
but there's usually a few early returners
or they keep getting sent to the lipster
my burps taste of sambuca tho :(
I am wrekce, sophie's soster is beautiful
good work phil...
I had to find something to keep me awake....
I feel like desiccated coconut. Everything smells like jager.
now i am terribly hungover.
Eventually you get to find out who fed who what, who went home with whose possessions and who caused structural damage to the building this year.
it went somewhere when everyone decided to try and strip me.
to strip himself
Fiona O'Malley pulled my shirt up to reveal my pecs. And then I thought "Give the people what they obviously want"
i threw it on the stage. i did tell you this but you didn't seem capable of understanding words.
to all of the above
but forgot. I'm so lame
I didn't meet anyone new. I danced to Jimmy Eat World. I am spectacularly hungover.
although I couldn't really hear anything anyone was saying to me and then when I got home I did something pretty stupid, prettty, prettaay stupid. Don't drink and facebook, kids.
OF YOURS I ONCE SAW.
Next time, next time.
I really enjoyed that.
don't know why. i should only need two. :-(
I am fully broken now though.
Who was it that did that excellent puke in the urinals next to me? That was some superb vomiting. Hats off.
that was epic projectile action.
he was Mr Chunder last night, bless him.
don't quite know how I got home, I decided to explore London in the early hours. :s
can I say that Sophie and Joe's DJ set was incredible. Hit after hit after hit. Good work.
this is olegrich, I tried to log in on Sarah's computer but it keeps coming up with her username.
Anyways, last night was great fun, even if the raffle was HELlA FIXED. Ilost my punisher t-shirt when I took it off and waved it around my head. I truly am an adonis. I lost count of the number of people who said 'you are far too sober'. Jimmy Eat World and Lost Prophets was incredible, as was jagerbombs and seeing people I haven't seen in ages.
I give up.
and then suddenly being squeezed up against the column by a big, hairy back.
I'm just slight and feminine.
I had a fun time. It was great to meet people that I'd not seen before, put faces to names to handles, and to dance to Informer by Snow.
I got in at 6. Bosh.
My neck is in agony. I've got welts on my arms and legs from attempting to slide down the pillar. My hands are bruised from slamming the floor to Prayer To God.
I got conned out of my McDonalds money by this bloke on Brixton Hill. Well, he asked for a 20p piece and I took out my change and he helped himself to my pound coins. He then felt bad because I was "a nice bloke" and tried to give me some weed. The he told me he watched someone die after they were stabbed and he hated white people.
you said you would sell me PES for a fiver as a birthday present.
We are hunks.
and a gentleman
I was wondering where I got them from. I also slammed my fist into a broken wine glass. I'm basically Iggy Pop.
Next level shit.
but didn't get to speak to others for long enough. I was shouting so much I'm croaking today. And I left without saying good bye, which is a massive faux pas.
It was ace, though.
Met some lovely DiSers not previously meated, danced lots and won a shit load of records and cds :)
If I knew the was going to be prizes I would of gone!
Winning stuff -> Of Montreal.
I really hurt.
Special thanks to Joe for a birthday 1-2 sucker punch of The Chain followed by That's When I Reach For My Revolver.
Special thanks to Rob for buying me the world's best/worst drink. "You're 21? You shouldn't be able to stand". And lo and behold, 7 minutes later, I genuinely couldn't.
Special thanks to Richard and Sarah for getting me the best and most unexpected birthday presents. I wanted to cry, it was so lovely that you actually consider me enough of a friend to buy something that brilliant.
Special thanks to Bamos for fixing the raffle. FIX! FIX! FIX!
Special thanks to the drummer from Ten Benson who called me a "fucking middle class twat" for wearing earplugs to gigs.
Special thanks to Dave Darcy Dylan Dean for buying me a sambuca and wrestling me on the stage.
Special thanks to Michelle for letting me call her a racist and not slapping me when I asked if she had ever contemplated being spitroasted by John Torode and Greg Wallace.
Special thanks to Fergus for getting me a jagermeister and making me dance to The Smiths.
Special thanks to Martyn for being there.
Special thanks to chris and fiona for getting me naked 2: electric boogaloo
Special thanks to Jamie Summers, Tim, Gareth and everyone ever..
Special thanks to everyone else ever. I love you all. I'm off to die.
so we don't need to be formal about grammar and that. We're above that.
fun night. i was the last person to leave.
- getting into thewarns trousers
- laughing at sapdunk's cock n balls
- Popular Workshop
- bamos knowing my full name, took me by surprise that did
things i didn't like:
- having to leave at about 12:30
- didn't really talk to many of you, but those that I did talk to were good'uns
I wasn't annoyed. You were probably only annoying to yourself
listening to their cd now. Would like to see again.
telling everyone that I was kissinginkansas and everyone being confused at how much of a skinny cunt I am.
Getting lemonbrickcombo a glass of water and him thinking I'd bought him vodka and thus thanking me profusely.
Brusma nearly falling over.
so yeah, sounds about right.
I paced myself nicely last night, so I feel ok today (although I am back in bed). Thank you for dancing everyone! Also thanks to everyone who didn't molest my sister and her boyfriend or ask them their usernames, they seemed to enjoy themselves.
I didn't meet any new users this time, sorry! But it was an excellent turnout of those I already knew. I enjoyed watching you all strip and wrestle and complain about the raffle.
Cats and Cats and Cats were my favourite band, I've not seen them for years and I like all the ones with vocals now.
and now i have to make up psychic stuff for four hours. WILL POST MORE THINGS HERE LATER.
decent bloke, although due to the volume i couldn't pick out his scottish accent until i had to stick my ear right in his face
Did she come all the way from Norway?! Did she and Rick get it on? Was Rick sad that I wasn't there? Were people nice to him?
i just went and conversed politely, truth be told i was pretty bladdered by this point and can't remember many specific details
well, probably. It was fun. I'm now completely, totally shattered.
Bands were good, especially Catsx3 and Popular Workshop. DJing was fantastic, I nearly died after dancing to Jimmy Eat World, TV On The Radio and Les Savy Fav in a row. Generally, just awesome to catch up with people and meet a couple of new ones. My eternal gratitude to Sophie for being Zonino landlady, and Fullerov for being the only DiSer in the White Horse when I turned up, and everyone else for being ace.
The raffle WAS fixed, but since it was for a good cause we'll let it pass.
i was a bit intimidated by the amount of people (im really not good in large groups) and so probably appeared standoffish to most people, but it was nice to meet people like vikram, john(fullerov), klaire and rick(mehodor) and katti. my surprise of the night was how god dosh darn cute rick was.
vikram (oceanstorm) did anyway. look, he posted above me ^
I'm wearing a t-shirt saying "Hi I'm Vikram But Not That One". Just to save my breath :D
Good to meet you too Jordan, by the way!
and dragged two people down with me. Don't remember this.
Did we scare Neil? It's always too loud to talk whenever I see you anywhere.
knocked the general drunkeness up quite a few notches on his own
someone floored me, and I've been trying all day to remember who it was :D
more pictures please.
was my nubile nude form that unpleasant? Mark's gone and made me all self conscious.
is that one of you I didn't meet or an IRL person?
he looked blonde! Ah well.
In fact, it was quite empowering.
When I left, lemonbrickphil was topless, and appeared to be undoing the buckle of his jeans. I had to drag Richard out of the venue with his shirt open because there was a taxi waiting, (if anyone has his punisher t-shirt, please let him know). I think Rob may also have been majestically shirtless. What is it you all hate about clothes, eh?
Anyway, I very much enjoyed my evening, I had a good little dance to "Milkshake" by Kelis and a few others, and some good times just chatting in the smoking hut, (was all a bit boisterous for me TBH). Thanks very much to Tom for putting us up and making us such a wonderful breakfast.
Chris was at my crotch like some demented monkey, scrabbling away at my belt.
But then I was drunk and worried about this cab leaving without half naked richard.
Perhaps someone could clear this up with a photo? I'm looking at richyblue.
I have a very, very sore elbow (I've no idea where this is from), and I am still absolutely knackered.
If I ever hear the word 'FIX' again, I am going to postal though.
For those who care, it looks like (and this is approximate, because counting was very, very difficult yesterday...) we've raised over £200 for Gresley Rovers FC, which is fucking brilliant. For that, and helping me celebrate my birthday so well that I don't remember getting home, I thank all of you involved x
Especially before you started drawing tickets and were speaking and stuff
"YOU'RE BORING THE FUCK INTO ME!"
Darcy partially atoned by buying me breakfast on Sunday morning though.
Can anyone confirm this?
I can't be arsed to type out my highlights, but they were plentiful.
Also, I remember skanking with you but I can't remember the song.
I was VERY drunk.
Also - I don't really remember anything from being sick onwards.
The next thing I remember is waking up at a bus stop in Romford at 6am in the rain. I had to walk miles and get a taxi back to Catford.
If anyone found a green Tootal scarf it's mine. It was my favourite.
But super night anyway - although I'm going to give myself a serious talking-to about my drinking.
According to my Oyster card we got three night buses, the last one of which we caught in Camden Town at about quarter past five.
He did say who he was but as usual I can't remember. I'm sure he said his girlfirend made it for him. That was some impressive embroidery.
I have pictures of Phil shoing of his manly body but (un)fortunately my camera battery went dead before everybody else started stripping so I have no photographic evidence of that.
I'll pass on the compliments.
have you got my jumper too? its grey. thanks.
I can confirm that, after some enquiries, neither your jumper, Jake's coat, Chris's scarf, Rich's t-shirt or my self respect were to be found anywhere in the venue.
Nads hair removLOL cream.
but someone had already stolen it by the time I left.
One of you cunts has my punisher t-shirt. Give it back or face my wrath.
or were you?
really worth it!
I too would have been delighted to see you. I think you owe me a drink.
but I do remember it making me and thewarn cry with laughter.
anyway, its, "howeh fuukin jesus"
that I threw off so I could jump into the dancefloor.
Grey/Green V neck affair.
my neck and shoulders are killing me.
from constantly lifting Phil up and making him crowdsurf all the time.
Me at one point, spying on morepricksthankicks vomiting in the toilet cubicle.
I don't weigh enough to do damage though.
I spent most of yesterday being sick. And you know what? It was worth it. Having counted my money, it turns out I only bought two drinks all night. People kept giving me pints, including the bar staff. At one point – as Sophie will attest – I fell sideways into the pile of coats, but I was having too much fun to stop.
Apart from Stormcrow, who was very nice (sorry we didn't have any PJ Harvey) I didn't meet anyone new, and there were loads of people I didn't get to talk to, which is a bit of a shame. Next time, hopefully.
I have three raffle prizes in my flat – Eddie's Smirnoff, fihiki's Stolichnaya and Sadpunk's Spirit & Destiny goodie bag, all of which were left behind. PM me to arrange collection.
those three prizes were the only things we took home. There was a black rucksack as well, although it didn't seem to have much in it. We left it with the bar staff.
Along with my bag of meat'n'fags.
I looked for it for AGES before I left and it wasn't where I left it.
to the Monopoly cause. It will be a night of raffle prizewinnings.
ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
JIMMY EAT WORLD
was one of the highlights of the evening.
IS THERE A SEAN ADAMS IN THE ROOM?
So many lovely people but not enough time to talk properly to any of them because of dancing.
A few mystery bruises & sore feet now; lemonbrickcombo and morepricksthankicks both wear boots that hurt on a dancefloor.
Well done bamos, you sure know how to celebrate a birthday. Also lots of kudos to joeymahone & nice_squirrel for excellent tunes (people maybe can check with Joe for some missing items though that might only cover Eddie's vodka).
I'm dreading richyblue's photos being put up...
I'm clumsy when drunk
as jumped on me :)
my girlfriend went up to three different girls she didn't know and told them they were beautiful. Two of them said "Thank you", while a third apparently looked at her as though she was insane. From her description I think it might have been whiterussian.
I'm not a girl, Ros. No matter how much you want me to be one.
WR is really really pretty though. Fantastic skin. Bitch!
I WIN BEST FAWN.
Someone please explain 'fawn'?
i like your new hair btw
hey, remember when you vomited on the street? good times!
Good times, me.
i had bought you a birthday drink and walked outside with it to find you. "hey bamos i've bought you a birthday drink! finish your cider so you can drink this delicious red stripe" you drank your cider, vomited, then drank the red stripe
Thank you Helene! :)
that's just the kind of friend i am
I'm kind of sorry I missed that.
I'm so confused... (@ whiterussian)
daniel said i slapped him? did anyone see me slap daniel? why would i slap daniel?
(i have one drumstick and two shotglasses belonging to the windmill, and a bailey's once belonging to nick. woops.)
but yes, it's very very nice. thanks nick
yet he gave me baileys, and for that i apparently deserved punishment.
couldn't stay for long. i remember meeting whiterussian in a toilet and inappropriately greeting her, and then drunkenly telling her later that she must be 'used to that kind of thing'. wtf. sure i told someone they were my favourite poster. wtf again. and then left early after declaring the raffle a FIX and throwing tickets in air in mock disgust.
sounds like it was great. roll on the next one...
I assumed you were very drunk/high
turns out the number i called 6 times yesterday wansnt even the windmill. "bob" called me back to say he didnt have my wallet, but he didnt know what the windmill was, so he thinks i might have the wrong number.
good thing i called "bob" about 14 times 2 weeks ago when i left my bag at the windmill.
my phone R gay
You absolute scrumcap.
I wonder if Bob gets this a lot.
i'm guessing not many people have the prefix 02088 follwed by the number stored in their phone.
lots of things.
and i'd also like to say galacticstareruption was very funny IRL, and nice too.
You're making this up aren't you? Either that or someone was pretending to be him.
he revealed himself to me, and one person that knew him IRL.
quite cute too. just like mehedor. YOU DONT EXPECT IT!
or he was on an iPhone in the loo
because he was posting on here all night
and Sadpunk stood in dog shit and wiped it all over a bench. there were witnesses
WHERE WAS ALL THE GOSSIP/SCANDAL?
SADPUNK STANDING IN DOG TURD SHOCKER!
how'd you enjoy the royal rumble?
(i'm just jealous)
but I am absolutely knackered now. Pleased with all the results, especially the wwe title match. Go matt!
i thought it was kinda obvious with his sadface antics after he lost though.
it needed more dolph ziggler
does anyone know what happened to my face?
i.e. did I hit it on the floor/someone's fist/something else?
It looks like I've been punched in the eye.
I imagine you probably crashed into a good few (parked) cars and goodness knows what else on your way home but certainly a pavement or three!
I suspected as much. I just thought I'd best check.
I've promised myself not to drink as much in the future
I was at the perfect level on Saturday. Drunk enough to go topless, but sober enough to remember it.
my nose is bruised.
probably because you were trying to conduct conversations WHILE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THE SPEAKER
which had a lot of obsceneties written on it, and from the looks of it it was an attempted conversation with you
wanted to keep a little memento, eh? <3
I have a cut on my forehead of unknown origin. Apparently it wasn't there at the Windmill, but was on the nightbus.
*Did some awesomo breakdancing.
I have no idea.
Sorry about this, but, drunken state that I was in, I can't actually remember meeting you :S Which one were you?
but I was the guy in the long green coat and stripy scarf that got on the same bus as brusma and stealthy.
that does ring a bell of some sort, yes.
You had a big ole cut under your eye
probably hit my head on the toilet whilst being sick
who else won TWO raffle prizes?
Ros was outraged when she found out that I'd won it but told Bamos to draw it again.
and bamos read out 156 and 157. I remember saying this loudly to several people :(
I was one of them.
There must be something simpler than having 140 people yelling FIX at me every two minutes.
"you may as well draw out their usernames" :D
I couldn't possibly have been further away from the stage whilst still being in the windmill when my ticket number was read out. By the time i got there, as happy as I'd ever been in my life, my prize ahd been given to someone else. It was a real rollercoaster of emotions.
I need to know how angry I should be? Was it a good prize?
not 5 minutes beforehand I said to my friend "I've never won anything in a raffle in my whole life"
I hate people who buy raffle tickets but don't collect their prize. This is because I've never won anything in a raffle in my whole life.
not 5 minutes beforehand I said to my friend "I've never won a prize in a raffle in my whole life"
I won a load of records and cds :)
meanwhile, i didn't even know you were there!!!!!
I was mostly on or near the sofa talking to friends from the real world.
I did see you from afar though.
*raises feeble, bruised arm*
If anyone ever sees me headbanging ever again, kick me onto the floor.
This message is especially relevant to anyone going to ATP
but frankly, I regret nothing.
(apart from somehow getting into an argument with Peter the barman when he'd asked me the perfectly innocuous question "Would you like another drink?")
(and I suppose I also regret getting huffy when my girlfriend saw fit to question my knowledge of night buses, even though it was my fault that we ended up in Camden)
Luckily, Peter has seen me drunk as many times as he's had hot dinners, so thankfully I don't think he was offended by it. More amused.
He also deserves kudos for this exchange:
Peter: "You're going to have to wrap it up soon."
Me: "Really? But we're having so much fun."
Peter: "Alright, carry on. Can you play some more Rage Against The Machine?"
and i have to write an essay about globalisation today :''''(
FIX FIX FIX
DARCY SMOKES SILK CUT MENTHOLS!!!!!!!
Meanwhile I'm going to stick with my mint-flavoured slims for a while.
that's what you get. You looked well manly smoking them though.
why do you hate me :'''(
It's the done thing on the dancefloor, right?
I smoke YOUR silk cut menthols.
HEY EVERYONE, BAMOS HAD SEX WITH THAT BIG PILE OF CASH THAT WAS MEANT TO BE FOR THAT FOOTBALL CLUB.
DARCY JIZZED ON MY SOFA AND THEN NICKED ONE OF MY CDS.
It's all about spending your Sunday puking bright yellow bile.
(Sorry, again, for missing Burns Supper. I really wish I'd made it.)
i hope the puking has subsided. it does however mean I (hopefully) have more cranachan to go home to this evening :) And Eddie has indeed donated the vodka to the greater good, ie us drinking it sometime.
After a couple of listens, I like it but don't think it's as good as Alligator.
HEY EVERYONE, BAMOS' HOUSE SMELLS OF CABBAGE
The suspense is killing me.
looking as ridiculous as possible.
My mission: to get on next year's flyer.
This is definitely not right. Did anyone find my t-shirt and my dignity?
i have no idea how it happened
zonino 3 - olegrich
zonino 4 - thewarn
zonino 5 - tbc
Also, props to t_f_s' effort at 3.5
Take note: I always sleep with my fists ready, just in case. 0-smashface in 0.2 seconds.
how do you like it?
not many good'uns though
my favourite (from nye)
who seemed to REALLY want us to win something, and got really pissy when we didn't. He also said if he won champagne he'd give us all a glass. I have no idea who he was, but he looked like he was a few minutes away from passing out.
Highlight of my night - eating Klaire's G&B biscuits.