"I found out I had 12 unautharised Skype accounts under my name! It's not official. I just gave the performance of my life for our new President… please I beg you, give me a break!
"Please! Let me be great! Who have I hurt so bad that they want to destroy me? Who have I ever spoke about so negatively?
"I was just speaking to our new President two days ago. Never take a picture from my Obama performance and put it next to a quote like that [on a false blog]! That's in poor taste! Look how fresh my suit is… 'nuff said."