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like, they're in your house, and you don't want them to be.
muscle them out. Last resort, call the cops.
not that i do them, obvs
say you've got to go out now, go round the corner shpo or something for some chocolate and then sneak back to your glorious empty abode.
PS where's my mix CD? Did my turn up?
Yours will be in the post when i'm slightly more able and can walk to the post office.
PS, what did you think? I',m not sure it was so right but I sent it anyway.
not that i have twigs, obvs
not that i have a willy, obvs
they've eaten most of my food and dropped the rest on the floor.
lick thier face and hands and eyes
not that i have body parts, obvs
start this thread in full view.
Alternatively, turn off all lights, music and visual stimuli.
Leave the room, and they'll soon get bored and leave.
i'm both surprised and disappointed