So over the next couple of months, I need to gather as many old televisions as possible. Can't say why (top secret!) but from now, consider this a general call for all old and unwanted televisions, large and small, beat up or brand new, yours or one you found in the street. They don't have to be in perfect working order, though getting some semblance of a picture on them and being able to hook up a DVD player or VCR to them is pretty essential. Sooo, if you pass one in the street, let me know, or better still, carry it away and then drop me a line. If you've got one you've been meaning to chuck out, get in touch. I really do need a lot of them.

All TV contributors will get, erm, summat. Maybe.