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who i had a miniatire thing with when i was at this party the other night. Should i take a johnny?? probably not :(
take her home for a nice tea cake
ps we don't get married until saturday so this is still okay :p
Sod's law says that if you go prepared, you won't need it.
I'd love to know what a miniature thing is. Actually, maybe I wouldn't.
and insist she signs up and replies telling you what to do
Let her get emotionally attached before she see's your penis. Maybe it'll overcome her instinct to run away...
you mean a 3some don't you?
Has a chimp been given a PC (+ broadband)?