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I don't want to catch anything now. If i use a monkeys back to wipe my semen up will i catch anything?
'course it's safe!
but i am laughing so hard at it.
I can imagine you furiously bashing one out when all of a sudden a swarm of mosquitos come racing into your tent then back out again with your wang in their posession. Amazing scenes.
But i will be snug inside my box mozzie net, also i just realised, if i have sex with anyone out there we will have to try and fit under the same mozzie net!!!!!!!!!
Chris, you're just full of absolute gold, aren't you?
i don't know what's wrong with you!
It's illegal for a start
just hold your breath when you do so.
then i realised who posted it and what it actually meant!! :)
and now as i'm working i do dayshift before work and nightshift after work!
if you ask him nicely enough
you'll encourage him.
a man in her sleeper carriage was looking at her and masturbating