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Are the contestants usually this vile?
FUCKING HELL. I think she overtook Pam Ayres in the worst voice league.
Val is amazing I've never seen anything like it in my life
The puffy faced dude in the black and purple shirt is a bell end of the 1st order.
They're really... common! Like they were calling Val "posh" today, but she was just really tacky. Where the hell is it taking place?
That fat man should be poisoned by one of the hosts - it'd only be polite.
Fat man has a bamboo bar in the back garden.
Also: dude with 'stash can't help but look like a latent paedo.
And latent paedo is a - ahem - *makes limp wrist*
It's the folk with moustaches that I'm generalising about here!
They all oft go cock in hand.
Lazy beard and moustache
Milk bottle white
Phew; only 2/3. I'm totally ok then.
I nearly had a self aware fail there.......
Would not want that hat trick at all.
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