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"I will include tits on the dashboard from Monday"
I once sent a note to a client telling her that once we've corrected the data we would be ready to "re-ruin the charts on Friday".
Not as bad as either of those, but our Polish business development girl sent out an important introductory email to a potential new client called Brian, with 'Good Evening Brain'.
I got the giggles imagining emailing Krang with a business proposal, and we, unsurprisingly, didn't get the client
'I'm running off the report for acunt 1855462, its running off really slow though'
The guy that I sent it to (not a manager thank god) replied 'that's what she said'
when I have to email Phil from upstairs, and I have to ask for a 'bigger survey of timetabling rooms'. Especially when the 'n' key is right next to the 'b' key.
And Phil is black.
the last time I needed a nigger survey done, I accidentally typed 'bigger survey'...how we laughed
Was supposed to read "Apologies for any incovenience".
sounds like a freudian slip to me...
"I will be on anal leave from Monday 12th Jan - Tues 20th Jan. Sunning myself in Gran Canaria. If your call is urgent please call Alexa."
I guess Alexa's on anal duty then. It's too glaringly obvious though, isn't it? Must be deliberate.