This time, Mr Secret CD has delivered a classic. Following on from the seven marvellous singles I've received before (Girls Aloud, Vic Reeves, Busta Rhymes, K7, Rembrandts, Michael Bolton and Ace of Base), this time I've got an album.

With a note bearing the legend 'This is brilliant', I now have on my desk 'If I Ruled The World' by Harry Secombe. Incredible stuff. Expect his version of 'Girls Were Made To Love and Kiss' at Zonino! 4.