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I just stopped in to see what position my physician is in
Wait, no.. what's that lyric again? Help me out here people, this has been in my head all morning.
You walk into your doctor's office to find him on in doggy-style position on his desk, resting on his elbows, doing jazz-hands, one leg thrust back. As you walk in he cranes his head to one side to peeeeeer at you, doing this face:
http://www.comedydemon.com/_uploads/Images/ImageLibrary/Vic_Reeves_Big_Night_Out_s1.jpg
this is the position that your physician is in.