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due to having my penis fucked up. How the fuck am I suppost to distract myself?
in quick brisk strokes
scagden confessed to being a filthy adulterer
alphabetize yo' CD's.
I was away from DiS for six months, what happened with MrScagdenSir?
he's been shunned.
actually he's probably here under another name.
Used an alternate username to say he was going on a date, how in love he was etc. etc.
Now...back to more pressing matters re: Me shampooeing my arse in the sink
wangs don't have bones!
Cartilage shows up as a grey area on an xray
to mention Curb Your Enthusiasm, everything happens to Larry David.
To send a moneyshot to alcoholic.
Seriously though it can be great waiting for ages between wanks. Let's all do it and keep updates!!
Not literally at this second but I've been in a similar position myself in the past (and may well be again in the next few weeks). Not good at all.
or invest in lube and go to a gay club
But that's a regular occurence at any club.
with the intent of handing them out as business cards?
now theres an idea...
...I don't get many calls, though.