...as well as an attachment to reality after he powder puffed his nostrils and bruised that model with a box of dildos.

Sidenote: ''Carlsen told the jury he only escaped after wrenching the fixture free, but was beaten with a chain by the singer as he fled into the street in Shoreditch, east London. In an apparently accidental allusion to Culture Club's 1982 No 1 hit, Norton asked the jury: "Did he really have to hurt him?"'