No go, right?

I wouldn't say I'm friends with anyone here.

One of them chats away about Xbox 360 to me (geeks!) given we both got one recently. He keeps hinting that he wants a shot of Tiger Woods 09.

"Fuck off, you're not getting a shot!" is not what I want to say. What's the nicest way of saying that. I play it all the time - aling with Fifa 09.

I don't like lending anyone my stuff - even my close friends - as I don't feel they look after it properly. This particularly applies to CDs and DVDs, they always come back scratched and I always end up angry. Put them back in the fucking case, k? Fuckers.

To sum: I don't like lending people stuff 'cause they always break it.

Got any gripes about lending people stuff?

Am I just being a cunt?