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Lard? No! This is Gold!
"Lard is Year 2000 compliant"
"There is a national lard shortage!"
Referring to the sale of 'Lardy Merchandise': "the current low Dollar rate makes these goods an absolute steal!
'those lardy pants are really giving me the wood'
He actually went door-to-door, with a briefcase full of lard samples (not in bags or tins or anything, just thrown randomly in a suitcase) trying to sell the lard.
It was peculiar. Man I loved Rugrats.
This should be "Jesus is Lard", surely?
To be read in a Jamaican accent, obviously.