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like "MURDERER EATS OWN EYEBALLS"
I thought it was actually going to be about yum yums :(
There's nothing even vaguely tasty in an eyeball btw.
maybe the texture would make it a good substitute for okra
it would be like that. Except you'd have to pierce the egg with your fangs to get inside it
imagine eating all animal products and no veg. Urgh
the grandmaster dude only ever ate raw venison with a wine glass of deer's blood on the side
he seemed to get on alright until a ninja stabbed him
but all these films kinda run into each other so maybe it was that
Hey, you should borrow this
It's obviously a bit wrong and slightly more boring than you would expect, but worth a go! And it's part of a four movies on two dvds box and Bruce Li is in one of the other ones
although it's clearly a rip off of this:
which is one of the greatest movies of all time yo
that one seems to have a proper plot. And 'Idiot Fu'!
and carries on fighting
but I don't remember anything being quite that good :( Just some good double-teaming
The power of the deer won't save you now, old man!
that might make it funnier
but maybe it's impractical to eat raw tiger every day