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Way too much.
I usually use so much that the toilet blocks, no kidding.
so I can fold it 12 times.
this thread would ahve about 400 responses
but in honour of keeping it real, I will answer your question, even if no-one else does. The answer is:
Depends on how long it takes to draw the ace.
One up, one down and one to polish.
(is that the joke? i can't remember)
remember that from Red Dwarf
but my boyfriend uses hardly any so we probably average out to a normal level of usage. We use one roll a week (it's sad that I know that but..I do).
but all my shits are nastee
not enuff fibre
I use these terrible turquoise boxers shorts I was bought for xmas one year. I rip down & use them like paper. I dismiss of them afterwards obviously. It was a 12 pack, now I 2 pairs left. They work SO much better than toilet paper.
I don't count the sheets though. As much of a buffer between hand and shit as is practically possible. I know it's extravagant, but fuck it - you only live once.
especially after taking a log
At home i live like a toilet roll king. Streams of that shit coming out. Much like what it's wiping out.
what's the protocol?
i used loads of toilet paper by the way. probably for or 5 sheets each grabble.
until your mum bursts through the door but it's usually too late and you're face down in the bath tub with the shower head pointing upwards and your head face down from shame.
but what if your mum is dead/not there?
and it was not an easy poo :S
best to be safe than sorry
i rip 1 sheet at a time, and then fold it too if theres no major seepage
when i was alone here in the summer it took me about 3 or 4 weeks to get through one toilet roll.
i live with 3 girls, and i put a new toilet roll on the holder and within 3 days it's nearly gone. insane.