We like to fuck and shag
We are not into making love.
Although I’d like to think that she’d admit to all of the above.
I’ve got a cock, or sometimes a willy,
I’m referred to as her “burd”
And she usually got a fanny, rarely any other word.
Although you might have heard her pie once,
Or her bum not back or front,
Or even once a snatch, but never once a cunt.
She only uses that word
When it’s Scottish for Amigo,
Or to punctuate a sentence to deflate my wee ego.