I know this is like shooting fish in a barrel but...
"-12 C! It's colder than Antarctica!"
Er...this may have something to do with the fact that it's currently 'summer' in Antarctica and the middle of winter here. Not to mention I just checked that the coast of Antarctica can reach 10 degrees Celsius in the summer. Got to love the Express and their obsession with the weather. I'm amazed they didn't report it in Fahenheit and then start ranting about the EU making us use Celsius.