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I have never paid for porn.
You'd have to be sad, lonely and desperate.
repeat......DAILYBUMBLER TO THREAD
but it's like i always says to him...he should have just got his porn from his mates older brothers and river banks like everyone else....but no....he has to go that one step too far.
I have paid for porn. And I have watched other Dissers paying for porn. Je regrette rien!
and I think his wealthy parents pay the lazy student's bills. I'm quite tempted to turn up the pay-per-view gay porn a notch
when I was 21 as part of my mate's stag do.
When pissed (not in an American sense). I've stormed into a corner shop and bought porn on a few occasions.
bought jazz mags and grot vids and stuff?
or even like the 2.0 version when you click on a big intrusive ad and hand over your credit card details.
paid for t'interweb porn. I have bought pornographic playing cards from a disreputable establishment in Holland though, and am afraid to say that my friends and I ended up questioning exactly how old some of the cock-wearing models were...
before the days of the the hun and isohunt I had to buy mags like Mens Wolrd, Razzle etc....
Seen many sex shows (I work in Amsterdam) but have never paid for sex.
Yes, when we didn't have computers we had to. Usually in a petrol station, waiting until the forecourt clears, making sure a man was serving, grabbing it and hoping to pay before any other customers turn up. Halcyon days.
The only time it was different was at University when I woke up with a hangover and a dozen mags round the room. As it turns out my mate had driven me there and I got the cashier to grab every mag, hold them up at his window whilst I said "yes, yes, no, yes" and then got him to get me a four pinter of milk, there was a queue behind me as well. I wish I could remember because I must have had a great night when I got back in.
We didn't always have the interweb.
I remember once going into a video shop in Soho. The guy behind the counter was watching a tape of Israeli Eurovision winner Dana International. He said "I would- but it's a bloke!"
I'm proud of you.
I was with a ocuple of mates, and they were being a bit reticent, so I bravely grabbed the magazine and marched up to the counter with it. Halfway through the transaction I noticed they were outside, loudly drawing everybody in forecourt's attention to the purchase I was making. It wasn't even any good in the end :(
I was really drunk and thought it would be hilarious. I then gave it to a bouncer to try and bribe him into letting my friends in some club because there was a private party going on or something.
Anyway he started pawing over it and going "Oh look at the gash on her" and we decided to go home
Otherwise - www.myfreepaysites.com
but they never send you anything! No spam, nothing. It's amazing
see letter writing thread. Not watched it yet.
Is it ever OK to look at porn on someone else's computer?
especially if it's a family account
sit on a double-bed next to them and start cycling through hardcore sites. As a friend of a friend did to said friend once.
I also have a friend who spent £400 on net porn in a month once.
I myself have never paid for porn.
By this, I mean cycle through hardcore porn on a friends laptop. It amused me a fair bit at the time, especially as his laptop was connected to his tv.
If it's just a housemate's laptop or something, fine.
If it's keeping someone alive, or being used by NASA or something, I'd think about it for a minute
not on my own, though in a group we bought a few to give to hide in our scout leaders rucsack
exhilarating porn mag raid on a shop.
Can we get a roll call, plus age in brackets, for everyone that has done this, to get a feel for exactly when the internet ruined this rite of passage forever?
I have also stolen porn by hiding it in a newspaper (and paying for the paper).
It was theft and porn together. Exhilarating stuff!!
Worked the first time, got caught the second. Sadly this barely scrapes into the top 10 most embarrassing moments in my life.
friend and I were on a visit to a uni in Birmingham as part of a school trip. We nipped out cos we'd seen a snooker club up the road on the way in. We had a couple of frames, nipped up the road to Pizza Hut and then bought a rake of grot mags from a a funny little shack at the side of the road, before getting the coach home.
and i once went in to a petrol station drunk because my mate wanted some.
Only committed grotbags younger than 25-ish will have ever paid for porn on paper
I have never had t'internet at home, so I had to go the traditional route.
just in the flesh. Does that still count? And I'm over 23.
on a related note, on a trip to manchester once my mate who i was visiting gave me a load of porn videos that he didn't want any more. they were at the top of my rucksack, which i then accidentally left in a pizza hut.
i had to go back and explain that i'd left my bag there. even though it had only been about 10 minutes, the entire staff had obviously had a good look, as they all came out to smirk at me as it was handed back, including the chef out of a fucking hatch.
like colossalhorse, this unfortunately doesn't come anywhere near my top ten most embarrassing moments...
And in weird truck stops in Luxembourg/the middle of nowhere.
So, only for LOLs, not for pleasure.
My brother used to sell porn to the arsenal first team.
He was on a mountaineering expedition in the Pyrenees, on a summit, but he just needed to get some porn.
whats the game?
"That's Not Frost On Her Top Lip"
"There's Summit About Mary"
"K2: The Mighty Fucks"
I think there's a reason people don't make mountaineering porn.
Seven Queers in Tibet?
I like the sound of this one:
I hardly think it's fair that you've won this thread with your first post.
You say that, but I've seen one. RULE 34, baby.
we may have all been buying gay porn.
women look at porn too
you pay, and it's kind of porn
I've had 4 lapdances as well. Sarah, if you read this, someone has hacked into my account again.
I have had 4 lapdances.
was when Dr. Octagon threw me some at Primavera last year. I mentally offset it against the price of the ticket.
but i am considering paying because my interests are pretty specialist lol
but i speak german. this has nothing to do with my specialist interests.
when it's all over huh?
for male friends with no access.
I remember when a porn vhs tape was twenty quid! And laughable stuff too! I also remember Word 5.1 though... so ignore me.
I don't understand how the industry keeps itself afloat. Anywhere you are on the internet, you're about 3 clicks away from free porn.
Though I did laugh for the short time that I thought redtube was one of the Five ways to slay the beast of 2009
it is though that beast is going down, down the fucking tube!
... just sayin.
But I did steal some from a garage once.