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i know it's a bit cliche but LAWL
I shed loads of weight and had a massive growth spurt now most people from school wouldnt ever recognise me which is a good thing.
but now have loads of children by different fathers is even funnier
my favourite is the little quiet girl from my class, that got pregnant, went on Jeremy Kyle to get a DNA test to prove the kid was some guy's, and during the show admitted that the same guy had given her chlamydia TWICE. And then after the show got back together with him, now on facebook i get to enjoy the daily drama of her relationship with him, absolute trainwreck.
And she's put on loads of weight, loads.
It sounds pretty harsh, but a wonderful advert for condoms and common sense.
Seem to have grown loads of hair and started listening to guitar-based music. This amuses me slightly, after all the dirty looks my hair used to get, and the intolerable levels of UK garage they all used to make my listen to in the common room.
Not many of them have put on loads of weight though which is always a dissapointment.
all the kids who used to pick on me and my friends for listening to horrible guitar music are all trying to act like they're cool as fuck indie stars
Its the 3 years of listening to underground uk garage tapes on my school bus, that my sanity would have happily avoided.
and like properly bullied for it
there were plenty of cocks at my school. i went out on friday night and there were loads in the pub. i used to be shorter than them all and now i stand graceful and 6 feet something tall
but real life was even more ridiculous .. rhcp! *after* californication had been released!
added them all, had a good old snoop and then when i was sated and felt suitably superior i culled them all.
just incase they get FATTER! YES!
used to be the skinniest motherfucker you've ever seen, now i'm a big fatty. When you see people you haven't seen in years they seem completely bemused. The other day a till woman was questioning my ID because of how much smaller my head used to be
at this pleases me greatly. I tend to ignore most of their facebook "friend requsts" aswell.