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smacking against the wall, girlfriend screaming loads.
It would be horrific.
it would be pretty difficult to do though, unless you strapped knives to it or something.
make it stop
I think that I must have always done it wrong :-(
she seems to be really enjoying herself.
AGH THE CREAKING AND THE BANGING!
what a stallion
or a sibling or anything
Mine are divorced I have stepparents. Two sets of horrifying overhearing.
i still don't like it though.
i think they've finished now.
Maybe wank and cry at the same time. Then smear the man spaff on his door handle.
"FUCH! FUCH FUCH FUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"AM CUMMIN'! AM CUMMIN'!"
Pretty awful considering she was in a house filled with about 16 other people aged between 17 and 25, all trying to sleep.
it's 'fuch' as in 'fuccc'
isn't yr housemate
surely it just means they cant look their housemates in the eye afterwards?
My housemate is a nightmare. I hardly speak to her now as I get too embarrassed. Plus her absolute mong of a boyfriend is always round anyway/
It's worse when it happens in the day though. Being loud in the day when you know everyone is up and about and listening is hella selfish.
if the other half is a nice person or you hate them?
i would just giggle and take the piss i think
I was never a great fan of hers anyway.
It riles me no end.
What is EVEN worse though. Even worse. Is when they sit in the living room, pawing at each other, or when they change their facebook status to how much they love each other, or when they sat down to eat a romantic meals with candles, oysters, you know the drill, while I'm trying to watch come dine with me. The bastards.
Their current statuses read:
XXX can't believe how lucky she is ? :].
XXX need her to kiss me, needs her to hug me, just needs her!!!
in the style of Andy Townsend, using playback of sounds from their sexytime.
why didn't he just stick in the box instead of dribbling down the wing?"
the sound made may be mistaken for something else and upset their confidence.
really fucking loud.
complained at me for doing this.
I rule on the other dude's side/
theres actually no need for it whatsoever.
and when theres other people in the house its at best just embarassing and awkward, and at worst just rude.
It just happens in the heat of the moment I guess.
And some people just seem naturally louder than others.
and then theres shouting out when you know theres other people in the house
if that makes it better?
i might be biased but hearing a bloke grunting and panting from the wall next door is much less bearable than more feminine moans and squeals
you do get the odd ones who do want to be loud to make you hear. I remember hearing a mate of a mate had a housemate in first year who would leave the door open during...
My friend's response was to stand near their room and make disgusting sex noises to try to put them off, but I don't know whether it worked.
has gone on much longer than i expected.
they haven't left their bed all day today, but i haven't heard any shagging. probably because i've been out.
and demand a threesome
he must have been doing some sort of superman ultrasex into her or something.
It was very loud.
And then there was lots of laughing. And then they carried on.
play it back on your stereo loud enough for it to be audible in their room. perfect.
although if it happened i imagine id knock on the door,remind them they forgot me,then show em how its done
the following day,when both of them penguin walk into the kitchen,ill raise my glass of orange juice in appraisal
Beds breaking. Screaming. Lustful sounds.
Turn your music up or get over it kids; maybe it'll be you on the receiving end one day and you too won't want to not let go for the sake of a prudish housemate or two. :D
Also hi, long time no 'see'.
im sure people who have loud sex would be the first to whinge when their neighbours have loud parties and stuff. and sex noises are far more embarassing.
its just not that hard to keep fairly quiet during sex is it?
once saying another housemate had burst in on him at a critical moment during a noisy session and shouting "THIS. IS. SPARTA"
The fact that he sounded genuinely upset about it made it more funny
Thomas the Tank Engine theme. In fact, most TV theme tunes work pretty well. Baywatch, Saved By the Bell, Airwolf. What made listening to the sex slightly more amusing was the sound of my housemates victim crying post-coitus.