Boards
Three predictions for 2009: British sport
1) Andy will win a Grand Slam and be ranked number two in the world (after Nadal); his success will be tainted after revelations that he wears a wig and his hair is actually as boring as Tim Henman's.
2) England will qualify for the football world cup as group winners, only because Croatia and Ukraine drop points against Belarus. Fabio Capello is charged as a result of his (suspected) involvement with match-fixing in Italian football league games.
3) Rebecca Adlington wins every race in which she perticipates, but no-one notices because, well, swimming isn't really a spectator sport is it?