So I was looking for reviews of Ghost Squad for the Wii (simple light gun action) ahead of my new years eve party (because as we all know booze + shooting badly animated terrorists = fun) and I found this gem. It's either written by someone with serious mental health issues, someone with a very tenuous grasp of the English language or possibly one of the greatest comedians of our time.
"I will venture to be on topic with this segueway meaning that this is the opposite of the program of CSI, in which you shoot first and ask questions never nor do any research into finding the killer, as it would be pointless because the killer has traveled down a predetermined path, and if Gil Grissom wanted to discover the riddle, he would intersect me in thsi path, probably around the jet skis. But it is okay, because at a time when you want to kill yourself, the game allows you not to.
Truly it is this bad. "