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Guy: Every place in England has four teams. Up here, it's just the Toon"
American Kid: "Radical!"
because newcastle has sunderland, middlesbrough and darlington too
Werd. At that line I practically heard the tinnys and brown sauce bottles hitting the TVs of irate Mackems.
Like update: "You never told me you were a major league player!"
so, so many ways.
The kid just got a month-long trial with Newcastle on the basis of a half hour kickabout on a muddy pitch and a blag from his agent.
Also, Newcastle apparently have a combination of Hans Gruber and Arsene Wenger as a manager. He wears sunglasses. In Tyne and Wear.
I just looked it up - apparently the guy's Romanian. A nice first.
And I think Alan Shearer appears at the end, in the hooded cowl, nodding sagely at the hero.
That's only got Reading.
Own Goal, more like.
Scouser (to English bird): "I'm from Merseyside!"
Zidane: Why did he agree to be in this film if he's just gonna be a moody cunt?
Sven: Chatting up some blonde slag
LOOK: They have Sky Sports in hospitals now.
what the shit, I can understand Kasabian...But Trail of Dead!?
I'm guessing that's their record company licensing that song everywhere. It was on The Shield as well.