A sophisticated looking couple were out on a 'first date' in a restaurant and they get talking about music. The man asks the woman what her favourite song is. She puts down her glass of wine and after much deliberation says, with a straight face "Probably........Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. You know, the Timmy Mallet version?"

"Oh I see, yah, yah."