Jimmy Carr: "What's the difference between gay people and gypsies?" "It's OK to kill gypsies." Audience: chortle chortle.

Gina Yashere: "Stairs? You know who hates stairs? MY NIGERIAN MOTHER HATES STAIRS. NO NO GINA YOU DONE NO NEED STAIRS I AM FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY TO YOU AND AS A RESULT I AM REALLY STUPID AND ANGRY ALL THE TIME." Audience: Mild amusement.

Ian Hislop: "Yeah that sounds A LOT LIKE THE SORT OF THING THE GOVERNMENT WOULD BE HYPOCRITICAL ABOUT. Sneer sneer sneer." Audience: Clap/titter.

Peter Kay: "Weren't 70s funny? What are biscuits? Why do we have biscuits? In 70s we had bisuits." Audience: Hysterics.

NOW YOU.