What do you do?!?!? WHAT DO YOU DO!!?
The best and most unexpected thing happened last night though. I went to a pub with some mates, just local and one of the girls i was with had her cousin working behind the bar. Anyway after that she came back to mates house and after like 3 hours of pussy fotting around i got with her and then got kicked out my mates house, because him and his gf had a MASSIVE argument.
that she was stuck or something like impailed and you couldn't get her off, but it sounds like you got someone off so thats alright.
it's a social situation
i met last night
if answers to both are yes, tell her.
if she is and you aren't, don't tell her. you're probably in a strip club.
and the girl is doing her grindy grindy good thing do you think it is good or bad form to have an erection?
and whisper in her ear... 'i've got an erection. can you feel it?'
maybe that was her aim in sitting on your lap. willy test.
"yeah, you like that dont you?"
I also need to know, did you get it because she was on your lap, or was it already there? Also did she notice?
i'm not really sure, id had a few to drink so it may have been a mixture of random hard on and the thrill of wooing someone i had only just met (and i had a pretty good idea that i was going to succeed) and she sat on me and i have no idea if she realised. I put my hand on my thigh as to elevate her body a bit.....she definitely realised i had a stonker later on though (THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE HAD SEX!)
The sperms get funnelled along the rows, down to the hem and fall off, producing a tiny fishy puddle, which can be scooped up and frozen for future use.
If I'm slightly drunk at the time then it isn't usually awkward, just sit and relax, continue your conversations etc. Did she start moving around a lot and adjusting her position like she wasn't comfortable? C'mon girls, could you make it any more obvious? ;)
we had rocking chairs
once, on a trip to alton towers, a girl i liked moved seat to sit next to me and promptly fell asleep lying basically over me. this was the hieght of my sexual encounters at the time (16 yo) and i had a boner from keilder water to stoke-on-trent. i could barely walk around the theme park. later, on the way back up, she whispered in my ear that "she could barely sleep" and i went all embarassed... later that week we pulled. yay.
I know words Orwell didn't.
Pretty sure this is a Los Campesinos! lyric.
however, I did speak to a girl once.
but if she dont.............
although i wouldn't really sit on anyone's lap in the first place, so i guess i'm safe.
You do don't you.
But with Peter Shilton infront of it
No? Too late, I've bumped it anyway.
in a social situation?
Like, just sitting in your mate's living room?
I pissed my self reading it thinking "that's funny, something similar happened to me" before realising it was me.
all the girls know I aint bent'
"What do you think we ought to do about this, sweetheart?" Then click your tongue: She'll probably need a little bit of encouragement.
I don't really remember this one either.
OH CHRIS :(
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