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is she still on your lap and your wanting advice on what to do next?
HAHA! No.
The best and most unexpected thing happened last night though. I went to a pub with some mates, just local and one of the girls i was with had her cousin working behind the bar. Anyway after that she came back to mates house and after like 3 hours of pussy fotting around i got with her and then got kicked out my mates house, because him and his gf had a MASSIVE argument.
I was worried for a second
that she was stuck or something like impailed and you couldn't get her off, but it sounds like you got someone off so thats alright.
no
it's a social situation
who was she?
friends cousin and barmade
i met last night
is she naked?
are you?
if answers to both are yes, tell her.
if she is and you aren't, don't tell her. you're probably in a strip club.
When in a strip club
and the girl is doing her grindy grindy good thing do you think it is good or bad form to have an erection?
put it in!
rest your chin on her shoulder
and whisper in her ear... 'i've got an erection. can you feel it?'
hope that she likes it?
maybe that was her aim in sitting on your lap. willy test.
HAHAHAHAH!
just whisper in her ear
"yeah, you like that dont you?"
ok,
I also need to know, did you get it because she was on your lap, or was it already there? Also did she notice?
Well
i'm not really sure, id had a few to drink so it may have been a mixture of random hard on and the thrill of wooing someone i had only just met (and i had a pretty good idea that i was going to succeed) and she sat on me and i have no idea if she realised. I put my hand on my thigh as to elevate her body a bit.....she definitely realised i had a stonker later on though (THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE HAD SEX!)
Corduroy is the perfect way to avoid accidental pregnancy.
The sperms get funnelled along the rows, down to the hem and fall off, producing a tiny fishy puddle, which can be scooped up and frozen for future use.
Dude.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51p6G95vjFL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
Haha
If I'm slightly drunk at the time then it isn't usually awkward, just sit and relax, continue your conversations etc. Did she start moving around a lot and adjusting her position like she wasn't comfortable? C'mon girls, could you make it any more obvious? ;)
gold
.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
When I was young
we had rocking chairs
http://canejava.com/site/imagesprod/Baby-Rocking-Chair-Decor.jpg
bammers may have been a victim of his.
ejaculate and your erection will leave
this used to happen to me
once, on a trip to alton towers, a girl i liked moved seat to sit next to me and promptly fell asleep lying basically over me. this was the hieght of my sexual encounters at the time (16 yo) and i had a boner from keilder water to stoke-on-trent. i could barely walk around the theme park. later, on the way back up, she whispered in my ear that "she could barely sleep" and i went all embarassed... later that week we pulled. yay.
my sentence of the year got posted a couple of days ago:
I know words Orwell didn't.
kissinginkansas
Pretty sure this is a Los Campesinos! lyric.
what are a 'girl'?
actually, no, this.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y2XqtkaAIE
not a problem I regularly have, I must admit
however, I did speak to a girl once.
chris, you make me think of this
http://www.network54.com/Forum/188020/thread/1213977687/last-1222477994/Lee+Wykes+is+not+a+virgin+anymore
If the girl likes you she wont mind
but if she dont.............
really, you wouldn't mind at all?
IMAGINE THE AWKWARDNESS, man
although i wouldn't really sit on anyone's lap in the first place, so i guess i'm safe.
ye lol
its a good thing isnt it? I mean, if you're REALLY into him, who would mind?
take notes, gentlemen
if theres a mutual thing there then, I dont see anything wrong with it
Would you rearrange yourself so you could get a bit of fun out of it as well?
I sometimes think girls do this deliberately to try and make us erect and awkward
You do don't you.
PS: I've managed to stay calm and non-erect whenever this challenge arose
"arose"
You're so close to the goal
But with Peter Shilton infront of it
Urgh
just urgh.
Is this the thread to go with "Casually wiping your arse"?
No? Too late, I've bumped it anyway.
it'll do for now, tyvm
A year and a half, yet no one has posted the words "stand to attention".
:D
You had an erection
in a social situation?
Like, just sitting in your mate's living room?
all i can say is...
69 replies!!!!!!!!!
incrdebile post from me in here
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4152723#r4154262
I pissed my self reading it thinking "that's funny, something similar happened to me" before realising it was me.
'from keilder water to stoke-on-trent
all the girls know I aint bent'
<3
Whisper:
"What do you think we ought to do about this, sweetheart?" Then click your tongue: She'll probably need a little bit of encouragement.
WOW!
just wow.
I don't really remember this one either.
OH CHRIS :(
happier times.
.
What the hell was wrong with me when I was 16?
seriously!!!
does she love a man in uniform?