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how do you recover from this/come out of it looking great?
i should have gone for a high five
and just be immensely loud and obnoxious. thats what girls like
i was feeling kind of kinky
"They unearthed evidence, via internet chat rooms, of 17 others - of both sexes - with the same problem. "
go 'oh, er, excuse me, oh, uh be right back uh...'
and she'll be like 'do you want a tissue'
but you just keep it up 'oh no, uh, it's, uh'
and then she'll be like 'no here, take it'
AND THEN DO ITTTTT
Surely to any British girl you'd just look like a nonce.
you could have pretended that the sneeze was so powerful it propelled you forwards - forcing you to jog a few steps (maybe into the corner of the room so you could wipe and then return.)
just keep headbanging until everythings dry again. Might make you look like king of the dicks if they'res no music on though.
or out the room
thats also an option, you can add bits or alter bits of my original suggestion everyone, Im fine with that. Adjust it to suit your needs
i didn't sneeze on her
and i had to hold my hand to my nose area for the whole time
i knew i'd be seen if i wiped it on the seat