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Lisa "we fly balloons on this field called love." 05:28 - Comment
is when you always do exactly the same thing to your friends when you're on their account and they're not in the room. i always always change it to simply (Fred/whoever)... is gay.
what amuses me is how annoyed people get.
send messages to all their friends of the opposite sex telling them how much they want to have sex with them. they'll be picking up the pieces for weeks
it's so simple, if i proper messed around they'd go mental.
i once changed my sex to female and it was brilliant how about three people noticed/mentioned it, and i'm pretty sure that a couple of them didn't notice for well over a week.
maybe no one visits my profile, cos it changes everything on the page, eg. Wiggy tagged herself in 2 photos
the other classic is borrowing a laptop/pc of a friend and not closing down but instead just getting meatspin.com up and then leaving.
xxxx merry xmas all you guys! happy new year! 13:54 - comment
xxxx is so happy to see all his family today! 13:55 - comment
i don't have any friends
-------- has jst finished openin a crimbo prezzies...HOW XITIN....merry crimbo every one hpe ya get what yas want! ?.
--------is sitting in the back garden with a massive chrimboo spliffff. RITTTEEEEZZZZZ!!!1
Is this lyrics or something? Whatever it is it's arrogant and a bit twatty. God knows.
xxx xxx 6:40pm December 20
I ave dem knickers lol got um in black 2 dey hott
xxx xxx at 4:26pm December 25
well im lovein thoes knickers!! lukin well hot babe x x x
I wish it was my photo they were commenting on.
; Merry Christmas everyone bring on the new year!!!
37 minutes ago - Comment
; the mince pie trap is set and the net at the ready, nobody's breaking in through my chimney without me knowing about it ha ha ha.
38 minutes ago - 1 Comment
David at 12:32am December 26
bit late there, mate
facebook people are such planks.
"SPENT ALL NITE IN A&E!!! Nvr cookin soup when pissed agen lolz xxx"
******* ******* can't believe her dad licked her ear to make her get up this morning. Sick.
**** ********* Making your sis think she was getting a puppy then giving her socks - Priceless !
***** ****** is a little confused as to why her grandma decided to give her a light bulb for christmas
******* ***** has loved Xmas and has been a very lucky girl, thanks everyone... I'm looking forward to another xmas day 2mz with her boyfriend too :-) xxx.
I've included that last one just for retard points, cuz of the confusion of first and third person. Spectacular fail there.
It should be either "I'm looking forward to another xmas day 2mz with my boyfriend too :-) xxx."
"She's looking forward to another xmas day 2mz with her boyfriend too :-) xxx."
I forgot this epic status update too:
****** ********* is spectacularly hungover. hope everyone had a lovely day! x. GUESS THE DISSER! :P
I've recently decided I hate such social networking sites. It's completely vain to think that everyone cares enough about every little thing you do, to want to check your Facebook page.
Keeping things private is severely underrated.
xxxx has a hangover
xxxx drank too much
xxxx over-indulged on xmas day
little early with the emo, no?