My sister has been looking for nipple tassles on google on the downstairs computer. I know this for a fact because I seen them in her room the other day and she's trying to be all Dita Von Tesse recently.
My mother directly asks her after spending about 10 minutes having a go at my dad for being a perve (she found it in the recent searches list between Newcastle United & Nissan), and telling him that if he's got her some for christmas he can shove them up his arse.
MY SISTER DENIES IT - the audacity! and then says why don't you go and ask kirst? i.e. me!!
hahaha its one of my favourite household moments ever