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Seeing Family At Christmas [Remix]
...and their
a) hot houses heated to 25degs (and opening doors/windows to cool off rather than turn the heating down),
b) inexplicable watching of ITV,
c) shitey big TVs with even shitey-er small speakers (screeching out the aforementioned ITV - shitely),
d) uncontrollable dogs,
e) too many pillows on the bed...
...what have I missed?