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can you piss with an erection?
up your nose?
You lied to me, school nurse.
if not impossible.
Oh god that provoked a coughing fit. Die.
That doesn't even make sense and it's nasty.
It's not like you're jumping off an earlier thing. I get the substitution, though, of course. But yeah, WEAK.
Which is good, don't you think?
that you've developed a fascination with water sports?
All I'm thinking right now is fair play to him.
and have tried it out yourself? With plenty of toilet paper for spillages, of course.
Hip Hop in Wick?
it was lol
you honestly couldnt make it up!
Don't you know I'm employed to make an ass of myself on the internet?
its a big obstacle.
oh bollocks more coughing. I hate karma.
bring erections about. usually its just events in the morning that transpire to bring the two into contact. But well done anyway on your wit.
I'm digging myself a bigger hole here...
I wish it had been someone else but you who'd said that. I like you. *blushes*
If it were gay, I'd be turned on right now, if i didnt need a piss so much.