We were in this big hall that looked like a school hall in which assemblies and ocasionally indoor PE lessons take place, and there was a band playing or something, and they all had these gigantic ugly guitars. The fretboard was like a foot wide. Then one of them said they needed someone to do that riff thing from Teddy Picker - der der der-der, der der der der-der and I was sitting there thinking 'lol that's well easy I wish I had the bottle to tell them I'd do it' but then I turned round and yes_ was stood up with the gigantic ugly guitar trying to play it, as someone from the band instructed him.