I am fuming. She's fucking ruined Match of the Day, because I suggested she might buy a mac and got hit with a torrent of abuse about being a posh rich boy. When she's swanning off around South America and living for cheap like a gap year student when she should be at university there instead.

Venting is fun no. Tell me about stupid arguments you've had? I need to cool off before bed, this has turned a great mood into a filthy one.