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I have impeccable taste
but my hypothetical band is pretty SWEET
with guest vocals by obscure fiftysomething poets
tom plays electric organ and glockenspiel----perfect
You could always poach dash_and_blast from mrblkrshr.
I know someone who can though and would be ideal for miserable Lancastrian rantings.
- get big
- tour america
which is that the 'multi-instrumentalist' here is me. I'm at best a support man for whoever *actually* writes the melodies and structures the songs and stuff.
Needs more 'loser' in there, know what I mean?
I could even totally help you with the loser bit. (But really no, that's what your two bandmates are for! GET BIG! TOUR AMERICA!)
its intended for the band we're going to do maybe if she gets her violin fixed. But probs I won't show it to the internet because I don't want everyone getting all JUDGEMENTAL this time and killing our buzz. This forum is full of NARKS.
Still send it to my corner of internet after you've shown Catriona. I won't get all rabid on you.
People had liked us before too. Oh well. Maybe just two bad recordings. Or maybe my ears don't work. (except actually they do)
which tbh I could completely understand.
I didn't like the songs either (or as much of them as I listened to, anyway), but it was just incredible how you were slated.
so only hot young girls could hear it
um we would only use ford parts as instruments
we'd be all in your face
are actually named, indirectly, after abraham lincoln, making that completely not actually funny?
tonight i formed a band called Annie Lennox Lewis Carrol Smiley. I win
some may think otherwise, but they would be wrong. There's the small obstacle of having no musical talent to get over, but that ought to be a piece of piss.
I mean I am rubbish at everything musically but I could make some stupid noises and everyone would think I'm all alternative and stuff and they would LAP IT UP.
but I'm sure I could play bass to a remedial level and shout a bit at the same time. Then I'd get a couple of guitarists to just make a racket over the top, and voila, end-of-year lists here we come.
band 'The Ritz' the greatest punk band that never was etc. etc.
I think that would be pretty sweet
I just forget Elbows name some times and I accidently called that once and it makes me giggle a little bit.
I'm lookin forward ot it
your my hero
i look forward to making the only cheesy indie music you'll have any time for :D
It will be my Burilol remix of Eyebrow
we're called The Fanny Farts.
and you're responsible for scaring children?
Do I win?
which might make them less good
which would make them not tail of dead at all
THEN WHERE WOULD WE BE?
and we'd still have the back catalogue.
and so people would contribute that to you, think about it.
at ATP this year. They've still got it.
i haven't seen them, but i think i am in April, so they BEST NOT have lost it.
obligatory OMGZZZ!111 WOW WE'LL BE IN THE SAME PLACE
and it will soon come into fruition when I write my concept album about times in literature that the author has been dead sexist.
I really love ivor cutler but it's been done before, by ivor cutler.
i'm gonna be a brilliant writer one day, music, prose, drama and poetry, then i'm gonna combine them all to create best thing ever.
he did like performance poetry and music or something.
will check it out.
I mean look what I came up with on my own, in a band this shit would kick off!
oh yeah my mate is in the project as well but he cant even use fruity loops
he made the picture of a monkey in a flat cap though so I give him props for that
woe is me.
i want monkeys and flatcaps :(
I was awsome on Music and Music 2000 for the Playstation but then I let myself slip a bit when I progressed onto the more powerful platform of fruityloops.
Some of my fav dance artists still use fruity loops though so I guess good stuff can be made out of it with alot of tweaking.
its pretty cool
I'm working on some stuff at the moment trying to make the drums phater and well get some good ideas heheh
most of them were pretty good
and I'm producing the first solo recordings of one member of a moderately famous band at the mo
so it's all gravy innit
whatever that means
one's neneh cherry right? are the other ones indie bands and stuff?
I miss my old bands though - it's actually almost 2 years to the day since I last played live
Where abouts in Sweden are you? I'll be moving there in the not too distant future...
and I was on my own, i'd probably be useless. I can sling a good bit of bass and write music no probs, but as far as lyrics go, i'm easily sub-Sesame Street standard.
I really envy my mate Nay, he writes fantastic lyrics. His lyrics are like Orwell compared to my Skippy the Bush Kangaroo's Retarded Cousin
say it aint so joe!
That said, I was practising my feral howl with Tom on the way home tonight.
are you still doing that?
Ultra niche songs about growing up the hard way on poorly maintained asphalt courts, the importance of unity on the ATP Tour and resisting the urge to sell out and endorse Nike.