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I want a shower. MIDDLE CLASS CRISIS. Shame she's fat and 60 or it could be middle class sex fantasy.
g'wan zapsta, you know you want to
i'm so working class it hurts
so fuck you, yeah? I'm well grounded, me.
Not at uni. That would be MENTAL.
always sings and tries to talk to me
whenever i see he is there, i hide in my room
Used to piss me and my flatmate off something chronic. Even just to just do the cleaning she looked five times more groomed and perfect than we did on a good day. HOT CLEANERS ARE NOT GOOD!
also, she was probs 35+.
Around the age of about 12 I started to feel really uncomfortable about it, as only a white middle class lefty can. I'm glad they're off for the week I'm back from Christmas, because I inevitably need to leave my room for a piss or whatever in the morning and run into them, and the conversations are always excruciating. I just don't know how to talk to these people.
erm... the same way you'd talk to any other person?
But really, I do get awkward around anyone I've paid to do something, be they cleaners, mechanics or prostitutes. They want my money, I know, so any pleasantries feel a bit forced.
My friend was, however.
He tried to do the old 'stay in bed and pretend to be asleep' trick after he awoke to the cleaner's knocking and realised he'd come back from the night before and left a nice puddle of vomit in the middle of the floor. The cleaner eventually unlocked the door and came in, saw the sick, and sighed heavily. She walked over to his bed, leant over, and whispered, "I'm on anti-depressants, you know." She then cleaned it up and left.
He kept his room almost clinically clean for the rest of the year.
my butler is feeling a bit sick
Your mate opens his eyes "Really? WELL I'M ON MDMA WHEYYYYYYYYY!!!"
*Projectile vomits everywhere*
Ours is in while i'm away this week.
How do i stop her from going into my room, machine washing my silks and throwing important things away?
"if you come in this room and touch ANYTHING, i'll kill your cats"
^ deserves caps rage.
Didn't we have all this cleaner/class debate then?