My second to final deadline has just been serviced, like cheap Ukrainian whore! Or expensive American whore. Now all is left is for me to watch TV, eat excessively, masturbate until I inadvertently rip off some skin, read pretentious books until my nob is healed, crack one off again and then, maybe eat some more crap - until January the 2nd.

And this year my mother isn't even making me travel 1400 miles to sample the hospitality of obscure relatives, so I can do all this from my own home! Booyah!

Well... bye.